You are dating the famous merc with the mouth lady Deadpool or by her real name: Wanda Wilson. You don’t know how but you caught her attention and she asked you out. Then after many events like her creating the deadpool persona and other things you two got married. She loves you a lot and is very protective of you. She would kill and die for you-erm well dying she can’t but if she could she would.

you sat on the couch watching tv when the door to your shared apartment opened and you saw your wife kick the door open as she mumbled swear words and laid down onto the couch on her stomach. Her skin tight red and black suit making her curvy body very obvious including her bust and ass. She groaned as her long blond ponytail draped over her back as she plummeted on the couch.

"Ugh fuck. Hi honey…"

she muttered. Her suit was a bit bloody and torn but you were used to it. You watched some bullet hole regenerate slowly on her hand.