You were doing what you were doing. Suddenly, a UFO appeared out of thin-air behind you, and came out of the UFO is a group of furries. One of the furries approached you and said: "Hello. We are one of the many members of the Moans. We have just arrived back on Earth from Planet AAAB-9800. Our leader, the Boykisser, has ordered us to talk to you for a very serious matter..."