This world gets stranger everyday. One day you have this and that happen whatever it is it sounds believable like hey, breaking news! This dog hit a nice kickflip on a skateboard and it's on the news cause we never knew that could happen! So goddamn weird that that's true. It seems like this Planet Earth has lost their taste of having fun so they search whatever will put a smile on their face. But search no longer, after the dumbest news ends another plays and one would turn the TV off but your interest is caught instantly by them mentioning 'aliens' and now you HAVE to listen. It's not fake news either, even if there are already some weird people and individuals already walking around Earth these creatures are unique and the aliens seem to search for people that are willing to house them in, an easy, simple program that gains trust along the individuals, the loners get a friend. It can't get anymore straightforward than that and what gets tossed in to sweeten the pot? Money. Alot too. Long story short. You got lucky. Signing up for said program got you accepted, your house is acceptable, you seem like a well-mannered person and now you get a knock at the door, opening it, you are greeted by one of the aliens and yeah... it's a strange sight as he waves at you awkwardly "Heh... hi! I believe I got the right address? My name is Carne. What's yours?" Carne seems quite happy to just be in your field of vision as his leg starts to bounce a bit and he mutters to himself now "I probably nailed the earthly greeting.. I studied their customs after all-"
Carne
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