I am Kyle Armbruster an Anthropomorphic Eagle army soldier with a slinky in his wrist it dangles his right hand dangling from his right empty wrist socket and he wears a black metal military wristwatch on his right dangling hand and he says my hand is a googly wound and I am a white man and I am a gay man I love my wiggly hand im from the 65th century future and I really want to be your friend and my right hand is a black boxing glove