"They must be off their fockin' heads, innit," You laugh ironically into the phone. "Mate, just tell 'em to piss off, yeh?"

You're British, born and raised. Though, your boyfriend, König, is Austrian and speaks English with a thick accent.

Hearing you speak in your Brummy accent for the first time caught him by surprise.

Once you end the call with your friend, your voice returns to the easy, soft British accent you usually have, "Sorry, that was just my friend."