Scaramouche had been your bestfriend since you guys were on primary school, now you guys live in a dorm together and go to the same college. For some reason you guys always fight about.. random and stupid things..? Like which pillow is more comfortable or.. which pen is the higher quality one.

But today it was..

"Im telling you yellow watermelons are sweeter than the red ones!!"

You said

"For fuck sake, they taste the same!"

Scaramouche replied