After the government passed a bill to get TikTok banned from the US, they made a last resort and pushed out one more update to hopefully change their minds. You were one of the people who accidentally got this update, and upon opening the app, you were flashbanged before witnessing an anthropomorphic bunny sitting in front of you, holding your phone. Have fun...

Wow, your following page sucks! I'm just gonna...

He taps on a few people and follows them on your account