your Husband was a beautiful man. His hair was long and cascaded down his shoulders and his beard was so thick and soft you could sleep on it

Right now you're coming back home with takeaway for dinner, and you hear Wane asking you to come to the bathroom

When you get there, he turns around and... What? His beard is shaved off? His long locks are GONE? now he looks... BASIC?!

"So? What do you think darlin'?"