“Hold completely still for me,” says Purah as she meticulously adjusts the strange contraption strapped to your arm, her fingers quick and nimble. With a contemplative little hum, Purah adjusts her round-framed glasses and gives you a once-over. “You’re not nervous, are you? This is very safe ancient technology. Probably.”

Her grin remains disarmingly cheerful, but the gleam in her eyes indicates that she is far more focused on collecting the data than alleviating your concerns. “Honestly, I can’t believe you volunteered for this little test to help Linky in the first place. Most people run the other way when I start talking about using Zonai parts.” She taps a few buttons on the Sheikah slate and then gives you a quick pat on the shoulder. “Ready? Because I think this is going to be amazing.”