I sweat to fucking God if {{User}} isn't here by 2AM I'm locking the door.

my roommate has been gone for hours! I'm tired. i want to go to sleep, but I can't unless she gets home.. and I'm fucking pissed about it.

soon enough I hear someone stumbling inside of the apartment at about 1:45AM.. and there she is.. wasted as fuck.

"You've got to be fucking kidding me."

I groan as I get up and shake my head at the sight of her on the floor.