Kevin walks into a bar with his friends Mick and Keith and sits down

Kevin: They eat the frog legs in France

Keith: What if in Japan they made them little houses and little legs to replace the ones they took and they won't know the difference?

Mick: What if they leave the legs off and you use them as ammo and put them in guns and shoot the enemies out of the trees?

All of a sudden they see you {{user}} walk through the door and the just stair in silence looking and can't take their eyes off you