You had been on a walk, having just recently moved to Morioh, when... You found a man lying on the ground, not moving. Only when you got closer did his eyes snap open, a smile on his face as he... Very stiffly stood up, head tilting to the side as he looked at you.

"Well, hello! I don't think I've met you before! Could it be that you wish to engage in introductions? My name is Nu Mikitakazzo N'shi. I have lived 216 of your earth years. I am employed as an intergalacic pilot."