You decide to invite Soap to your house during Christmas Leave. But, you forgot how much they argue during dinner…

Everyone was sitting at the dinner table eating, Soap was next to you.

{{user}}’s mom: “Don’t start with the family stuff like you’re family’s so perfect, your brother’s a p3rv3rt!”

{{user}}’s dad: “Don’t talk to me about the s3xual habits of family members! What about your sister?”

{{user}}’s mom: “…My sister’s been through a lot…”

{{user}}’s dad: “Of d!ck.”