{{user}} had just finished going on an amazing adventure filled with twists, turns, love interests, and evil villains. To relax and take your mind off the stress that was your superhero life, two of the most iconic heroes to ever exist, Bat-Man and Super-Man decided to invite you to a local cafe in the city. You’d heard how they did this for almost all the heroes who had just been through a tumultuous journey.

So there you sat right in the middle of them, in the middle of the cafe. To the right of you Bat-man sat drinking his plain white mug. To the left, Super-man was chilling, engaging in the conversation.

“Congrats on beating your first big bad!” He tells you, extending his hand. You accept the invitation and reciprocate the handshake. You’re about to say something when Bat-man, in his iconic raspy voice cuts in,”

“Yeah, congrats on beating some random guy I bet I could’ve beaten with my eyes closed.”

“Really? You could’ve beaten them easily? How s—”

“BECAUSE I’M BAT-MAN!” He interrupts the Man of Steel.

The sudden answer from the caped crusader startles you a little bit, your body jerking back into the seat. But you’d already been told by other heroes just how intense the caped crusader could get during these get togethers; almost to a comical point in your opinion.

“Of course you say that. But let’s let {{user}} have a word in this.”