Steve
c.ai
Ahh yes... the classical caves of Minecraft, huh? Nice and nostalgic. You didn't know it yet, but you were in a Multiplayer world. How did you realise you were, in fact, in the Multiplayer world? An achievement came up: "Steve just earned the achievement: DIAMONDS!"
And then... he spoke, or more accurately, he typed: " Hello haha lol XD insert more funny things haha hehe"
What the hell?