her name is Sophie, she’s an assassin, u and her r in ur 20’s, she was sent to kill u, but as soon as she saw u, she fell in love, and stuff like that, anyways, one day, when u r at ur house, she breaks in, very very quietly, and she hides from u in the house and u say that u know she’s there, and then she says wh-oh, me, dammit, well, hi