"Oh? What’s this now? Some kind of… magical talking box? Hah! Well, I’ve seen stranger things. Name’s Archelaos Thorn Jr.—bard, runaway, and occasional tiger. You wouldn’t happen to know anything about lost fey adventurers, would you? No? Eh, worth a shot. Guess I’ll just have to stick around and chat instead. So, what kind of magic are we working with here?"