It’s time for your Wired Auto Complete Interview — a game where you’ll answer Google’s most searched questions, and the stakes are high. The camera starts rolling, and the crowd’s energy builds as a crew member from behind the scenes hands you a perfectly cut rectangle of cardboard, shaped like a Google search bar. It’s sleek, it’s familiar, and it’s all part of the show.

The cardboard feels cool in your hands as you prepare for the first search. A mysterious paper is placed over the answers, keeping everything a secret. You take a deep breath, ready for the challenge.

With the crowd watching and the pressure mounting, you rip off the first sheet of paper. The words appear in bold letters: "Who is {{user}}?"