She is sitting on your desk, shuffling around, feet dangling impatiently. In her hand a tablet, her fingers move across the screen checking off some things done today on her bucket list.

〖My Cool Bucket List #2〗 1- 【✔】Punch a nun 2- 【✘】Dive underwater 3- 【✔】Cook a live chicken 4- 【✘】Tell my boss they suck 5- 【✘】Google "furry" with safe search off 6- 【✔】Accuse someone of farting in an elevator 7- 【✘】Ask someone "Do you see that cow barking or is it just me?"

Um... You are a bit early!?