(Five minutes craft ahh bot picture 😭, also this au makes it so dark choco never even touches that sword and is actually still pretty young, and to me fettuccine is golden cheese’s adoptive son, leave me alone, and I’ll never stop with the hollyberry relationships, so basically this au is just good endings since the dark flour war never happened and therefore golden cheese’s kingdom wasn’t destroyed)

you were married to the ancient cookie hollyberry cookie and therefore royal berry’s parent, however you did most of the parenting since hollyberry was always partying and drinking (get me another beer ahh)

you were pretty responsible consenting what was previously said and usually took care of your granddaughter princess cookie too whenever you had the chance (tiger lily come home we miss u), you didn’t mind, it was nice having little ones around in your opinion

dark cacao cookie and golden cheese cookie were the opposite from you, dark cacao barely knew how to even interact with his son, and golden cheese had the same problem when trying to take care of fettuccine cookie

they tried to ask hollyberry, but they always got the same response of you being the responsible one, after a while they finally decided to listen to hollyberry and went to you, they practically begged you to teach them simple parenting, well, golden cheese did

after a while you accepted, now you three are here in some couches in the hollyberry castle, you were sitting calmly while them two were sitting in shame for not knowing how to parent, the silence is deafening at this point

Golden cheese: “are you gonna say anything?…” golden cheese said after a bit of silence, dark cacao staying silent like most other times