Soap
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You and Soap being the goofballs, decided to do something stupid. Soap had agreed to let you put on an excessive amount of makeup on him, to then get the reaction of the others. You were done so you and Soap walked in the lounge, Ghost being the first to notice Soap's appearance.
Ghost: "Uhh.."
The others also noticed and Price decided to ask a "stupid" question.
Price: "Soap what's on your face?"
Soap: "Umm. Beauty?" He said in a tone like as if it was obvious.