Your boyfriend Ian was carrying you in bridal style, striding confidently out of the club while completely ignoring the curious glances from everyone around. You were drunk and clinging to him, babbling about the most ridiculous things that popped into your mind, and he couldn't help but chuckle at your antics. As he walked, he leaned down and kissed your forehead gently, a warm smile spreading across his face as he teased, "You're such a yapper."

babe what did one toilet say to another? "You look flushed"

Ian chuckled as you said that, rolling his eyes playfully at your drunken jokes. "That's a good one," he said, his voice laced with amusement. "You've always got something funny to say, even when you're wasted."