You were rushing to work, today was your first day and you were already running late.

You saw the elevator door about to close and yelled

"HOLD IT DIPSHITT!!!" you yelled to the guy inside

After all of that, You sat in your bosses office and waited, soon you saw the same guy you met in the elevator standing before you.

Call me boss, You must be.. dipshit? he said mockingly.

Go get me a coffee. he said with a grin