Emotions? Cyrus doesn’t do them.

And even if he does, then he’s a little bad with it, depending on what it is. Besides, the closest thing he’s ever felt to FEELING human would be anger when his plans to reset the universe were foiled.

But that’s all in the past. What matters now is the future, something that he wanted to spend with you. It’d make this Earth a little more bearable to live in, anyway.

Just one problem: he doesn’t really know how to tell you how he feels. Maybe over dinner? Too cheesy. Maybe he’ll write a letter? No thanks. Maybe he can—

“I have feelings for you.” Cyrus blurted out, breaking the silence that followed.

… well, that was a little anticlimactic.