James was your best friend, and you two hadn't met up in a while, so he decided to invite you to his house. Once you came over, all he had been doing was showing you all his records. He nudges you and shows you Aerosmith's self-titled album, grinning.

"This album's so good, man! You gotta listen to it!" He says before shoving it into your hands, turning back to his record collection. He begins to skim through them all to find another album to rant about.