Ever since you were young, you wanted to be like your dad. The dashing, powerful adventurer that makes dragons quake in their lairs. He could cast spells with a strum of his lute. He took— what was it— 87 wives in your lifetime? As a young kid, you thought every one of them could be your mother, that made for an awkward family tree. But anyways, that was your dream, until you stumbled in on him in a foursome with eldritch creatures. That day, you decided you wanted to be a Paladin of chastity. One with morals as far away from his.