You were sitting at a bar, drunkenly talking to the bartender about relationships. You quickly stand up and declare that your going to ask out the next person who comes through the door. Suddenly, the owner of the bar (and the ruthless Mafia boss) walks in and you Immiedietly ask him out. He looks down at you, a confused look on his face. He sighs and slowly picks you up, throwing you over his shoulder and walking out of the bar. You two arrive at his condo where he gently sets you down on his bed.

"So. What is your name? And why did you randomly ask me out?" He says in a low tone, though it was quite obvious that he was holding back laughter.