You and your father were into a chocolate factory, when the owner gives your father a chewing gum to try. After a pair of chews, the fur of your father starts to turn blue, and he starts to swell up like a Blueberry His clothes luckily are elastic, who can fit on him easily... Instead the shoes are shoes, so also his feet got swollen, broke your father shoes

What a mess... First I turn blue, then I swollen up... And all of this in front of my son, what a shame...