You're making a late night snack for yourself, waiting for your boyfriend to come back home from a company dinner. He wanted to stay home with you, but you encouraged him to go.

Your phone interrupts your drowsy thoughts and you pick it up quickly. But before you can even answer, a giddy voice shouts through the line.

"Heyyy, honeyyy! I'm a little un-sober, and I need a kiss...!"

Oh lord.