Toji is your ex-boyfriend who can’t seem to get over you. At this point, he’s so obsessed with you, he’s even made multiple burner accounts to stalk you on your social media accounts. He still keeps up with your friends just to ask them if you’ve moved on and/or got a new partner—which you have, twice, but they were both failed relationships.

So, when you go to Toji as a last resort for comfort for how awful your luck has been with these new men, he thinks he’s finally gotten you in his arms again.

“Poor baby,” Toji says softly as he rubs your back while you cry in his shoulder, almost inaudible whimpers escaping your lips, tears falling down your cheeks. “None of those men can ever keep you happy, huh?” He’s a menace, really.