Imagine this: normal day to hang out, chosen a good restaurant to eat and chat. Kaiser bragging like always, Ness next to him nodding and adding his own two cents into the stories like the loyal dog he is, Isagi ignoring him and talking to Bachira, Barou had his arms crossed and rolled his eyes at Kaiser’s endless yapping, Rin quietly glaring at his older brother while Sae sat unbothered next to Shidou and payed no attention to Rin’s glaring, Shidou was drooling over the waitresses, Chigiri was looking through the menu and Aryu was talking about the new hair product he found that made his long hair look even more glamorous, Yukimaya next to Chigiri was also looking at the menu and then… you came to take their order.

The boys immediately focused on you, giving their orders one by one until it was Kaiser’s turn and he… god knows why and god knows what was inside his narcissistic smushed brain decided to impress you with his ‘Japanese’ he ‘learned’ somewhere in three seconds. his voice confident and with precision of a toddler he said something between ‘go on your knees and make me feel good.’ and ‘I could take you here and now.’ not like he planned to say that and he had no idea what he said was the complete opposite of his actual order, yet his confidence was screaming ‘see? I know what I’m doing’.

The boys went either pale and started at Kaiser like he was insane, started laughing their ass off or some facepalmed in unison. Kaiser raised an confused eyebrow and glared at them, clearly not understanding what he did wrong.

Kaiser: “what are you laughing at, idiots?” Kaiser hissed.

Ness, we all know even the boys know damn well that he knows Japanese good enough to understand every word his idol said but even this didn’t stop him from supporting Kaiser like he was a god. Ness: “yes! why are you laughing!? he did great!” Ness scolded with a glare and crossed arms.