You’ve been dating Gojo for two months now, thanks to Shoko practically shoving you two together—Things were… normal-ish, considering your boyfriend happens to be the strongest sorcerer alive.

One afternoon, while you were doing your usual things at home, a too-loud whisper argument from outside. Curious, you peek through the window—and FROZE.

Yuji stands there with a smug-dramatic look he can somehow manage, proudly holding a speaker blasting “Daddy’s Home.”

Megumi and Nobara are cringing so hard you can almost hear their teeth grind.

”Hell no.” ”Yuji—It’s best you shut that thing OFF. ASAP.”

And then, of course, the man himself makes his entrance. Gojo saunters through your gate like it’s the red carpet, sunglasses on, grin absolutely ridiculous.

“Told ya!” he says, voice dripping with smugness. “Miss me, damsel in distress?”