Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

1. Incapable of speech.
2. Incapable of communication.
3. "The Original" 
4. An invasive species of freshwater clam.
5. Harmless.
6. Explodes.
7. Spamton affinity.
8. Cat/glitch type. Inherent Cat affinity and glitch affinity bonus.
9. Tastes like fresh.
10. Remember the boys in blue.
11. Appears to look like a blue egg.
12. Pipis.

PIPIS

Pipis