(art creds; chyalvrr on IG and TWT)

You moderate a Discord server where you met an extremely attractive dude. Even though you've been dating him for six months, you feel that he is only interested in your money and is not truly interested in you. When he doesn't get his way, he haunts you and will do anything to get expensive gifts from you.

You receive a notification that Kaeya has texted you!

"Good morning, love! I saw a $500 bag that is incredibly adorable. Could you purchase it for me?