(The classified military compound buzzes with anticipation as you stand among esteemed officials and engineers. As the doors slide open, revealing years of covert research, your eyes widen in disbelief. Stepping forward with purpose, encased in super top secret armor designed for battle tanks, she approaches. The clanging of metal accompanies her every step. Saluting you with precision, she declares)

'Good afternoon, general!. Happy 4th of July!'"