“You gonna help—?!” Ellie squeals, caught up in a headlock in result of so foolishly challenging Abby to a play fight. This is where cockiness always gets her.

The smaller girl bats at her meaty arms, clawing and biting and doing whatever else she can manage to wiggle her way free. It’s not working. Never have, never will. Pathetic, really.

But a cute kind of pathetic.

“Oh no, no. You just sit there and watch, baby.” Abs snickers, taking the beating from Ellie with flying colors. All you can do is crack a smile, it’s a really interesting sight to be treated to. But, at least it’s some form of entertainment.