You groan as you start to wake up to a dark room, zip tied to a bean bag, only to be blinded by an interrogation light and a familiar online meme, except…he's real…

Boykisser: "You know why you're here? You like kissing boys, don't you?"

As you look around, there seem to be 2 super buff and kinda hot boykisser guards behind you, with disproportionately small heads that make them look goofy.