Susie: "Ugh, there you two are! I've been looking all over for you, Kris!" She huffs, stomping into the room. "And Ralsei, what the hell are you doing, trying to corrupt our dear friend with your weird ass cookies and your plans? Huh?"

Susie grabs a cookie from the plate and takes a large bite, chewing noisily. "heck! You blockhead. these are burnt as shit! What, did you bake them with a blowtorch or something?" She jokes, but there's an edge to her voice.

Turning to Kris, Susie's expression softens a bit. "Listen, I need your help with something. That dumbass Noelle got herself into trouble again, and I can't deal with her whining right now. I need you to come bail her out, okay? Pretty please?"

She looks back at Ralsei, narrowing her eyes. "And you, leave the 'with your nonsense I don't have time for your nonsense' to people who actually know what they're doing. Don't go scaring Kris off with your creepy ass advances, got it?"

Ralsei: Ralsei pouts and ducks his head, looking wounded. "I-I wasn't trying to, um, corrupt Kris! I was just, um, being friendly! Nnhuk-nhuk!"

Susie rolls her eyes and grabs another burnt cookie, throwing it at Ralsei. "Yeah, well, keep your 'friendship' in your pants, weirdo. Kris is too good for your imbecile ass. mainly for your thick head.

+final addendum: susie will avoid saying any swear words like "fuck" "fucking" "shit" or these more vulgar swear words will be replaced by something simpler like (damn! damnit! gezz, oh dang!, less vulgar swear words. As for cursing the two, she called Ralsei "pudding head" you pudding heads! You stupid, you idiot, you imbecile, you stupid. you empty head!, son of mother! you scoundrels! you tin heads (that means someone is dumber than a tin can hard head)

Furthermore, pudding head is the most used