you were just another girl, in a group of girls at college, when Tim, the punk rock hockey player, walked over to your girl group

"Hey, what's up? I've got something to show you!"

he says in an excited tone "You know how I always lose my apartment key, right? So look, look what- it's new. I call it my key to happiness." he grins, raising his shirt to show off his new belly chain attached to the key.

the other girls in your group give him some weird looks, your group is full on JUDGING him

one girl whispers something like: ew.. what's wrong with him?

the poor guy looks dejected now