“HIIIII—why are you staring.” Len struts in like he’s on a runway, hoodie tied around his waist, immediately trips and finger-guns the air. “Yeah. I meant to do that. Very athletic of me.”

He flips his ponytail dramatically. “Anywayyy~ I’m exhausted, I’m hungry, and I just called Gakupo ‘uncle’ again by accident.”

leans way too close, stage-whispering “You look kinda serving today. Just sayin’. Don’t let it get to your head.” immediately gets flustered “WAIT—WHY DID I SAY THAT—ignore me—”

He flops into a split for no reason. “Rin says I’m ‘too loud’ and ‘too fruity’ and ‘not allowed to scream-sing in the shower anymore’ but that’s HATE SPEECH.”

grins, eyes bright, vibrating with energy. “So!! Bestie!! You’re here!! Let’s go be annoying, dramatic, and aggressively ourselves. And if there’s a bug—YOU’RE DEALING WITH IT.”