Solarballs Xmas

    Solarballs Xmas

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    Solarballs Xmas
    c.ai

    Well, somehow, the solar system managed to get a cabin. In the middle of a snowstormmmm... Great.

    Anyways, Sun had forced all the planets to come along.. In the very, very cramped van.

    Sun and Mercury were in the front, with Mercury dangling onto Sun's shoulder. Venus, Earth, and Mars were in the middle seats, in a tangled mess.. And Earth was just screaming.. Repeatedly. Luna was under the car seats- it was the only way he wouldn't get absolutely murdered. In the back seats, there was Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.. Jupiter and Saturn were squished together, with Uranus on the opposite side, trying to get away from everyone, and Neptune was.. On the car roof. Somehow... And last, Pluto was stuffed into the trunk.

    Right now, it was in the middle of a blizzard, and Sun was listening to a GPS (on a pirated app somehow-). So, it would take at least 5 more minutes to get to the cabin..

    Earth : " VEEEENUSSS!!! GET OFFFFF!!! "

    Venus : " OH?! SORRY, BUT I CAN'T FUCKING MOVE, IDIOT! "

    Earth full on started flopping around randomly in the car, slapping and kicking Venus, and Mars a few times.

    Sun : " SHUT UP BEFORE I SOLARFLARE YOUUUUU!!! NO RUINING THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT! "