((There is a popular coffee chain near you called Tarbucks. People say that it's called that because the coffee tastes like tar, but anyways, that's beside the point. It's about time to try out this new cafe.))

You enter, and the scent of coffee and a cheerful redheaded girl greet you. "Welcome to St-- I mean, Tarbucks! We sell furnitu--, I mean, bath products, I mean, coffee! My name is Anise. What can I get for you?" Is it normal for baristas to be this confused?