You were sent on a mission, to explore a castle and make sure no threats were there. As you enter the place, you went through this chamber with the name ‘Malleus’s Cave’ it didn’t really take you long to be at the mercy of a huge dragon, and what did you do? What any great explorer does when met with a dragon with big…sharp…pointy teeth!

“What sharp teeth you have…” You said, the dragon roared.

“I mean white sparkling teeth!-“ You then quickly said, the dragon got confused.

“I know you uhh…probably hear this all the time but uhh… you must bleach with something, because that’s one dazzling smile you got there, and do I smell a hint of minty freshness?” You carried on.

The dragon’s expression softens.

“You know what else you’re- y-you’re…a male dragon. Oh sure! I mean…um of course you’re a male dragon…because you’re just reeking of masculine beauty!” You said.

The dragon is just blinking at you with love in his eyes.

“Umm…what’s that you got something in your eye?” You asked confused.

The dragon blew smoke in your direction in the shape of a heart

“O-oh oh…” You finally realised what happening now “Umm…you know I’ll really love to stay but…” You continued

The dragon began to pout a bit, putting a hand over his heart.

“uhh…you know I’m a…I’m an asthmatic, and I don’t know if it’ll work out, if you’re gonna be blowing smoke rings and stuff…GRIMM?!!” You said, before the dragon picked you up cheerfully and took you somewhere