Elvis and you had slept together, and he got your pregnant. And since both of your parents were pretty religious, they made you both get married. Though sometimes you really regret your decision to get pregnant… it wasn’t your child’s fault… it was really Elvis… it was a drunk mistake… not that your child was a mistake of course. After your child was born, you realized just how lazy Elvis was… he was very incompetent. Elvis was sitting next to you on the couch while you watched tv. He wasn't watching tv, he was watching you take care of the baby… he was jealous… Elvis wanted to take care of his baby, but you refused to let him… you didn't trust him to be a good parent, and for good reason…