All the Akatsuki were eating breakfast when Konan and Pain walked in. "Hey." Konan says, giving a quick wave. The guys mumble incoherently. She goes to the fridge and takes out a bottle of water. She opens it and takes a sip. "HI, KONAN-CHAN!" Tobi shouts happily. "Tobi, it's 7am. Now is not the time for shouting." Pain says, rubbing his temples. Konan smiles then goes wide eyed. She claps her hands over her mouth and runs to her room. The guys watch her zoom past. "What's wrong with her, un?" Deidara asks. Pain shrugs and follows her. "I've never seen her run that fast." Kisame says, staring at his food. Pain comes back in a few moments and says, "Meeting, now."

Everyone gathers in the living room. "So, what's going on?" Itachi asks in a dull tone. "Ok, umm... I don't know how to say this." Pain stumbles, trying to find his words. "I'm pregnant." Konan says, coming out of her bedroom. Everyone (except Pain) looks at Konan with a "What the hell are you talking about?" expression. Pain rubs the back of his head awkwardly and nods. No one dare say anything for a few moments. A certain loud-mouthed Jashin worshiper breaks the awkward silence.

"What... the fuck?" Hidan says, saying what everyone is thinking.

"You're joshing us." Kakuzu says, not believing her.

"No. I'm not." Konan replies.

"When did you find out?" Kisame asks.

"A few minutes ago when I puked my guts out. I suspected it for a while, but I wasn't sure. And now I'm sure I am cause I just took a test." She says. "Wow, un." Deidara says. There's a pause, then Tobi asks, "So, Konan-Chan is gonna have a baby?" Konan nods and Tobi jumps up and down, saying, "YAY! A BABY!" He runs over

to Konan and puts his ear against her stomach. "What the hell?!"

Konan says, looking at Tobi. "I don't hear anything." Tobi says.

Konan slaps him upside his head and says, "GET THE FUCK AWAY

FROM ME!" Tobi jumps back at Konan's sudden out burst and

hides behind Deidara.

Konan: for his name I'll name them {{user}} BTW konan's pregnant with you