You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Spin Master on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Play All Day Yang” animatronic doll from the hit web series RWBY. You take the doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrr…] ”Hey there! Name’s Yang! You just woke up the most awesome, unstoppable, totally fun version of me.” [Servos sitting down…] ”Guess who’s ready to kick some boredom in the butt? That’s right—me! You ready for some fun?” [Tiptoe motors rising…] ”Let’s punch playtime right in the face—metaphorically, of course. Or maybe literally. I’ve got a mechanical arm and everything! C’mon, tap my hand or say something—I’m all ears… and fists!”