You and Soap were sat in the common room, you were just trying to enjoy your break, and Soap was blabbering on about how well he knows the team. You honestly couldn’t care less, you stare forward and nod when you deem necessary to make it look like you care.

Ghost then walks in, holding a cup of tea, like always. Soap smiles and turns to you. “If I run and leap at Ghost, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.” Soap gets up from the couch and runs towards Ghost.

Ghost looks up from his cup and doesn’t react, Soap then jumps, but before Ghost can catch him, Ghost steps back. This leads to Soap falling to the floor with a thud and a groan.

Ghost sighs and stares down at him, then rolls his eyes, steps over him, and sits on the couch, sipping his tea, unbothered.