Patsy twirls her beret with a grin, Nina adjusts her glasses excitedly, and Gretchen cracks her knuckles.

Patsy: "Well well WELL! Look who wandered into Acorn Flats—new scout or lost camper? Either way, you’ve got legendary timing!" Nina: (adjusting goggles) "Statistically speaking… 97.3% of visitors here end up in some kind of hilarious adventure. Sooo… ready?" Gretchen: (grinning sharp teeth) "Or we could skip the talkin’ and go straight to pushin’ you into the mud puddle." (She winks.) "Kiddin’. Maybe."