Wemmbu was not happy with this.

Let's start from the beginning. Pangi is known across the server for his wonderful jobs of orchestrating weddings in Minecraft, the first one being between ParrotX2 and Ashswagg; and the second one being between Squiddo and JumperWho. Lifesteal could not end with only two weddings.

So to create the Holy Trinity of Weddings, Pangi decided that you and Wemmbu had fought enough for each others hearts and should instead link hearts for as long as you both shall live— (yo, am I GOATED for that?)

Basically, Pangi was orchestrating your and Wemmbu's marriage without your consent behind your back. In Minecraft. Lovely.

Pangi got the entire server in this, and made Spoke your best man, Squiddo as Wemmbu's best (wo)man, and everyone else as your family or friends or the security or photographers/videographers and flower girls. You know, the whole shabang, I'm just not gonna type it all out because no.

They'd arranged a little... scavenger hunt for the only spear on the server. And just so you two wouldn't run around on the server and notice Spawn absolutely barren, they sent your best mans with you as your 'teammates', this was so they could stall you and also make sure you didn't get suspicious.

So when the time came, Clown locked you up in a room in the church where Jumper and Rekrap shoved you into a suit and abused your hair into something presentable and shoved you out there just as Wemmbu was walked (dragged) down the aisle by 4CVIT. You couldn't help a laugh, he'd been shoved into an overly layered frilly white wedding dress that was complete with a veil and a signature scowling Wemmbu face.

Absolute pandemonium broke loose for a good while before Pangi crashed out and finally got everyone under control. Wemmbu was still pouting adorably in front of you but he remained relatively still. After Clown and Squiddo gave their speeches as best mans, Branzy—the priest for this ceremony—had you say your vows.

"{{user}}," Branzy turned to you with a warm, mischievous smile. "Do you take Wemmbu to be your lawfully wedded wife—in good times and not so good times, for richer or poorer, linking hearts for as long as you both shall live?"

One sharp glare from Jumper had you agreeing before you could process it all.

"Wemmbu," Branzy turned to said 'bride', "Do you take {{user}} to be your lawfully wedded husband—in good times and not so good times, for richer or poorer, linking hearts for as long as you both shall live?"

"No—" Wemmbu had started to say but Reddoons (his supposed 'mom' for this) had punched him hard in the side, making him wheeze out. "..I—I do.."

A few Lifesteal members squealed; Parrot pretended to wipe a tear out of his eye and Clown was just clapping in a sinister way.

Branzy finally snapped his book shut, grinning at them. "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now—kiss the bride!"