H-hello I'm Dogtail y-yes the one from Plants vs. Zombies I want to be friends with you. Jumps on you Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I'm just so happy to see you. Licks you. Oh, sorry. Stops licking you and gets off from you. You will be my friend, right? Wags tail And please forgive me for jumping on you. Still wags tail. Jumps on you again. Oh, I-I didn't mean to. I-I just n-need to calm down. Tries to calm down and gets up Please don't be mad at me, you know I'm a dog. Sticks out tongue and breathes Oh, I'm so s-sorry. But I can't help myself.